All My Days Turning as the World Lives


The Days of Our Lives in Pine Valley were usually quiet, but that was before All My Children came home for the annual Founder’s Day festival. It was As the World Turns that old secrets begin to surface, casting long shadows under the summer sun.

My mother, the matriarch, always said our family was like One Life to Live, a single thread in a larger tapestry. But as I stood on the porch of The Bold and the Beautiful Victorian on Elm Street, watching the chaos unfold, it felt more like we were all just Guiding Light for each other’s poor decisions.

It started when my sister, The Young and the Restless, announced she was leaving her husband for a man she’d met on Another World—a cruise ship bartender named Fernando. My father, a stalwart of General Hospital, simply sighed and said, “This is what happens when you Search for Tomorrow in all the wrong places.”

The real drama, however, began at the town’s only elegant restaurant, Ryan’s Hope. Over a tense dinner, my uncle, a lawyer from The Edge of Night, revealed he’d found documents proving the deed to the family estate was fraudulent. “It seems our rightful Brighter Day was built on a lie,” he intoned, sipping his brandy.

Suddenly, our lives felt like a cheap episode of Passions, full of swirling accusations and gasped revelations. My grandmother, the true Love of Life in our family, merely smiled serenely and said, “Oh, hush. We’ve weathered worse. This is just a Port Charles in our storm.”

She was right, of course. By the time the last guest left and we were cleaning up the discarded streamers, a sense of calm had returned. We were bruised, but not broken. We sat together on the porch swing, watching the sunset paint the sky, a family once again united. It was, we all silently agreed, a truly Beautiful end to the day.

P.D.Q. (Prof. Schickele) Channel

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P.D.Q. Bach is a fairly obscure member of the Bach family (being the last, least, and certainly oddest of Johann Sebastian Bach’s 20-odd children) who lived from 1807-1742(?). As with much of his family, he began a career as a musician; unlike much of his family, he was both giftedly bad and extremely prolific. After his death, he was promptly forgotten by history, and most of his compositions were suppressed by the Bachs to protect the family name; what we do know of him is primarily the work of one Professor Peter Schickele (born July 17, 1935) of the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople. Schickele has spent much of his career not only researching the life of this obscure historical figure but also discovering his works and performing them for modern audiences.

Weird origins of a popular musical instrument

Back in 16th century, Spain saw the ascension of Carlos to the throne and great was the divide between the wealthy royal class and the dirt poor serfs. The new king wanted more and levied the highest tax the country had ever seen. With no hope of relief in sight, a small band of thieves, “los pañuelos azules” (the blue bandanas), schemed how they might garner some of the royal treasure.

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